Silly Little Country

August 2 Police Report

I have become far too attached to these reports. They seem to show that culprits are generally idiots.

Note below - one guy has an excellent threat, while the rest of the bunch cannot resist behaving in a somewhat random stupid way, rather than having the threat carry its weight.

I am assuming numerous white grannies are being intercepted in the hunt for the perpetrators. (Yeah I know this is pure rhetoric.)

Robbery (Swarming) - 54 Division

A 35 year old male reports that on August 1, 2005 at approximately 1730 hours, he was out front of an address on Edgecliffe Golfway when he was approached by five to seven male suspects. One suspect produced a handgun, pointed it at the victim and made a demand for cash, while the other suspects punched and kicked the victim about the head and body. All of the suspects then fled the scene, empty-handed, in an unknown direction. The victim sustained injuries and was treated at the scene by Toronto EMS. The victim was then transported to a hospital where he was admitted and is also being treated. His condition is unknown at the present time. Police are requesting the assistance of the public in identifying the following described persons in connection with this offence. Description of Suspect #1-#7: Male, black, 20-22 years. NO FURTHER DESCRIPTION AVAILABLE.

8909/88625/00:0

posted by Alan Adamson @ 12:28 PM