Silly Little Country

The Onion Gets Obama to a T - but in a Derivative Way

"This is a different President and he just didn't think that a combative approach with hoses and axes would be the best way to solve this crisis."
"Fire has a complex, beautiful, and at times destructive history, but we would be remiss if we did not recognize its unique ability to create as well."

Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire
h/t, mind you to IMAO, who posted the clear inspiration for this last month.
It has its own ways of capturing the spirit of the fatuities one gets used to hearing from THE ONE.

“First,” said Obama, “let’s dispense with the reckless, insulting terminology of the previous administration. There is no ‘war on fire‘. There is only a ‘California Contingency Operation‘. While we still seek the defeat of the radical combustionist faction, Al Qindle, we also believe that we can seek common ground with other, less conflagrationist elements on a reasonable degree of self-sustaining oxidation that all sides can agree to.”
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“These radical right-wing ‘fire-haters’ are disparaging areas of our country where a lot of things are now black. You don’t have to be Sherlock Holmes to figure out why they REALLY hate that part of the country.”

People can be so entertaining.

posted by Alan Adamson @ 3:41 PM