Tuesday, June 23, 2009

I'm Getting Better with the Telemarketers, Clearly

I've aged sufficiently that politeness is no longer an issue for me when I smell one on the phone.
"Hello, sir. How are you?"
"What do you want?"
"How are you sir?"
"What the fuck do you want?!"
"Well fuck you too. sir!"
Mutual hangup.
Now that is a deferentially-oriented immigrant taking a distasteful job who can stand up for himself!


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