Silly Little Country

Finally, the Science! (Steve Goodman version)

I have been awaiting this analysis a long time.

The odds a Top 100 country song will refer to alcohol are 1 in 5. The odds one of these songs will contain a reference to “mama” are 1 in 7.14. The odds one will contain a reference to the word “train” are 1 in 11.11 and the odds one will contain a reference to the word “prison” are 1 in 33.33. Least surprising, the odds one of the songs will contain a reference to tears or crying are 1 in 3.23.

It's a guess of mine, but I suspect that the tears that are the most frequent feature of the top 100 country songs are those of men (despite what official feminists have spouted from the inception of the 'movement').
In honr of the final appearance of this vital stufy I offer you its apotheosis.

h/t Newmark's Door

posted by Alan Adamson @ 11:31 AM